The Sundial

Warmth whipped through my hair as the sun crick-crackled on the pavement. Beneath my feet was a wide expanse of gray. {GRR i thought i hate GRRAY} I'd been walking for some time by then, but that time was no time to hesitate. The sundial waited for me just at the end of the gray. I could hear it ticking faintly in the distance {TICK TICK TOCK it said BUT IT'S NOT A FUCKING CLOCK} . This bothered me, but I didn't know why. All I knew was that my foot was starting to hurt. Gently I lifted up my foot {AIYEEE i yelled AS I LOST MY LOVIN' FEELING}. It was all a ruse. The pain was really in my crotch. The sundial had won.