Song-Poem

Daffy Duck doesn't smile enough
Now that he lives on a slab of wood
in Elmer Fudd's hunting lodge
I LOVE AMERICA

It's Christmas time in Mexico
At least it would be if they weren't
Such goddamn atheists
I LOVE AMERICA

There's nothing more awesome
Than Eggs Benedict
With a side of American Flag
I LOVE AMERICA

My teeth clench with love
My bosom swells with pride
Bush makes fireworks in my pants
I HEART AMERICA

http://www.pbs.org/independentlens/offthecharts/webkaraoke.html

My attempt to meet this exercise. Some place the melody fits the lyrics ("It's Christmas time in Mex-i-cooo"), other times not ("if they weren't such goddamn atheists"). Oh well, I'm too lazy to edit it.