We can take solace in knowing that most of Jerry's royal haul can be divided into two very tasty categories:
Currently useless- Scattergories (does this make anyone else think of shat porn? the questions are always shitty anyway, nyuk nyuk), Taboo, Gobblet, Rolling Stone Album Guide, "Use Your Illusion 1" and all the other albums minus the Stevie Wonder
Will be useless very soon- the car (and thus also the jumper cables), calendars (why do you need more than one? you'll be one of those time-whores with fifty clocks and twenty watches someday), the food
resale value of all the above items = $0.00
6 Comments:
hey, mark-- you better back off on the calendar issue. i bought him that running log.
--betsy
4:38 PM
also, jerry has me for christmas.
i challenge you to find out how much 17-year old white virgins are going for in Sudan right now.
--betsy
4:45 PM
two sheep a pop.
("pop," a la "a cap in")
6:51 PM
mark, mark, mark. mp3 player's batterys do not last forever (or much more then a year), and it often costs as much as a new player to replace it. cars last much longer.
we cannot argue jeremiah's mountain of treasure down to a valley without carving ourselves a hole to china, to put a shitty metaphor on it.
-zuke
7:03 PM
hey zuke,
there's a small bag on your doorstep.
1:44 PM
its also on fire
9:44 PM
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